Haven’t we all written to Father Christmas at the North Pole sometime..? I haven’t written in a long while, but now that family and friends ask what presents I would rather get, here’s a list of ten:
1) Bugatti Veyron (for budgets around €1.7m)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXqSedWSu2k
2) Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder (for budgets around (€170,000)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hovbx6rvBaA
3) Alfa Romeo Giulietta Quadrifoglio Verde (for budgets around €40,000)
4) Rolex Oyster Perpetual Date (for budgets around €5,000)
5) Apple MacBook Pro (for budgets of about a €1000)
6) Diving accessories (ask a dive buddy.. they’ll know what I need, and they’ll probably say a Suunto computer will be nice… and that can cost anything between €500 and a €1000!)
7) Apple iPad (for budgets in the €500 – €800 bracket)
8) Apple iPhone 4 (for budgets of €500)
9) Most attire by Dolce Gabbana or Hugo Boss. Also, some of the not-too-fancy Energie items. (for budgets below €150)
10) A book and/or a beer with you and a few other friends… probably the most enjoyable present you can give me anyway!
Shame that Father Christmas is an anthropomorphic and completely Maltese construct. :-P